Comments on: #119: Chris “The Butcher” Stynes

By: Jesus

Jesus — Fri, 13 Apr 2007 01:24:53 +0000

Stynes was a fantastic player in Cincinatti and Boston. You guys are all just jelous of his ability. He would have found his stride in Chicago if he didn’t have to play behind Mark Bellhorn. Stynes is the single greatest player of all time. And his stance was just precious. And so was his hot air balloon, and his broom, both of which he occasionally flew on, up to his home on the moon.

By: #78: “Death” Rey Ordonez « Fire Lou Piniella!

#78: “Death” Rey Ordonez « Fire Lou Piniella! — Wed, 07 Mar 2007 16:57:05 +0000

[...] the Cubs some insurance. He strikes out swinging. In the top of the 9th, the Pirates, including Chris Stynes, of all people, score 2 runs. Cubs lose [...]

By: Bad Kermit

Bad Kermit — Wed, 24 Jan 2007 23:05:21 +0000

Stynes would have been better off in a Mario Bros. game. Every time Mario whips a fireball into the ground two feet in front of him, I think of Stynes.

By: Carlos

Carlos — Wed, 24 Jan 2007 22:58:34 +0000

I remember that Stynes developed into a 100-rating player on Sega World Series Baseball 2003.

By: badkermit

badkermit — Mon, 22 Jan 2007 23:25:46 +0000

They’re just such easy targets.

By: Tinker to Evers to Chance

Tinker to Evers to Chance — Mon, 22 Jan 2007 22:29:39 +0000

I have a feeling there will be definitely a few third basemen on this list.

By: badkermit

badkermit — Mon, 22 Jan 2007 20:05:22 +0000

Duly noted. Stynes, if you’re reading this, your stance was also ridiculous.

By: al

al — Mon, 22 Jan 2007 17:10:45 +0000

dont forget about his goofy ass stance