Why do I love Sox fans? Here’s why.
I have seen some dumb ass cub fans before but holy shit, that’s topping the shit list right there. How can you want a manager fired when he hasn’t managed a game yet for you!? Is it hip in cub-dumb to be the first one on your block to say someone on the team (or closely related to the franchise in any way) sucks?
GUINNESS GUY 1: “Cub-dumb!” You see?! This Sox fan used a homophone with a totally unnecessary hyphen to call Cubs fans stupid!
GUINNESS GUY 2: A homophone?! But I thought they all hate homophones!
GUINNESS GUY 1: No! That’s just their manager!
GUINNESS GUY 2: Well, how do they even know this website is out there?!
GUINNESS GUY 1: Because, even when they win, they’re still obsessed with all things Cub!
GUINNESS GUY 2: So, using a homophone to make fun of Cubs fans because you’re more obsessed with them than your own team?! Brilliant!
I kid because I love. Thanks for the hits, guys. And the methamphetamines.