Okay, you guys. First of all, with all this “Jim Essian” nonsense, I didn’t get a chance for a Friday roundup. Instead, you can just go over to Desipio and get the same insulting effect.
MORE IMPORTANTLY…
…I’m sick of the pimple-faced, arrogant, bedwetting little cocksmoker who owns the “Fire Lou Piniella!” domain (please do NOT give him the pleasure of going to the actual site; I’ll save you the trip and tell you it’s an idiotic link to Cafe Press with a lot of shitty “Fire Lou!” crap) getting traffic on his site thanks to all of my work (screw you, Kermit). Plus, as Kermit mentioned, you freaks are multiplying like roaches, so it’s about damn time Kermit sacked up and got his own domain.
With that said, we’re taking this operation over to Hire Jim Essian! TJBrown deserves mounds and mounds and mounds of praise for coming up with idea for the domain. Guess what? He won’t get it from me. But Kermit told me to mention how much he appreciates not only TJ’s idea, but all of you idiots who keep coming over here and reading, making the new domain a worthwhile enterprise.
A few things about the new site:
- All of the old posts from this site have been transferred over there, so you can go ahead and update your bookmarks to the new site.
- I will still be contributing at the same frequency I was over here. Kermit extended my contract, so I’m making the move. The regular features, such as the Bottom 126, will continue over there.
- We’re in negotiations with Jim Essian, so hopefully we will have three contributors at the new place.
- TJ’s idea is particularly great, because we can adapt with the asshole who replaces me without having to get a new domain. As long as Essian doesn’t die.
- Kermit will try to figure out a way to get this site to redirect to the new one, but if he can’t (and, since he’s a retard, he probably won’t be able to), he wants me to beg you to come over to the new site. So, here goes. I will piss on your toothbrush if you don’t come to the new site.
I don’t hope to see you over there.
-Sweet Uncle Lou
Hot as a Kerry Wood fastball.
Fire Lou Piniella! 
AS A LOYAL FAN OF FIRE LOU PINIELLA, I NEED TO SAY THE NEW DOMAIN IS NOT IN THE SPIRIT OF FIRE LOU! I THINK YOU SHOULD HAVE AN ELECTION FOR A NEW DOMAIN, ANYWAY YOUR STUFF IS STILL AWSOME AND I LOVE IT.
Don’t worry, Mike. The content will stay nearly identical (and hopefully get even better), so the domain name shouldn’t matter too much.
I agree with Mike. The name and theme of the site is Fire Lou Piniella, so from a branding standpoint, using Hire Jim Essian makes no sense.
Well, I hope you guys come over anyhow. I swear the content is going to be nearly identical. In fact, I bet you guys end up liking it better.
Who is Jim Essian? And, why don’t know about him?
Go here, Nutsack:
hirejimessian.com
Gotcha…it’s already one of my “Links.” I’m thinking of starting up a blog myself, and I’d like a vote of confidence…and maybe some readers. I already have a New Orleans Saints blog called The Dome is Haunted (thedomeishaunted.blogspot.com). Feel free to check it out and tell me if you liked what you read. If so, I might start a Cubbie site.
Isn’t this fireloupiniella.net? That’s the funny site.
You are all just sad ripoffs.
Nutsack, whaaaaaaat?